It's 30 Minute Away

FUCK OFF CHELSEA F.C.

Tue, 01 May 2007 23:04:27 GMT

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
He'll pass the ball 40 yards
He's big and he's fuckin' hard
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

And that's all I really have to say about that.

P.S. CHELSEA RENT BOYS! CHELSEA RENT BOYS! WOA! WOA!

Community Shield 2006

Sun, 13 Aug 2006 16:33:14 GMT

Fuck off
Chelsea F.C.
You ain't
Got no history
Five European Cups
And Eighteen Leagues
Now that's what we call history

Peter Crouch again has proven himself worthy of my worship. Beautiful header past Cudicini in the 80' to secure the first trophy for Liverpool this season. I was disappointed to see Gerrard start on the bench, but a beautiful goal by Riise and Crouch and I knew it was all Liverpool's.

Sheffield United v. Liverpool on Saturday. Can't wait.

Tue, 30 May 2006 06:04:40 GMT

For those who go to Starbucks and order Caramel Frappucino's I say, fuck you.
Seriously this is how you make one.
You poor caramel syrup into a blender and put ice and coffee based solution at the bottom. Then blend. Pour into a cup and put whip cream and caramel drizzle on it. AND DRINK THAT SHIT UP!
Please stop showing up to Starbucks and ordering this shit of a drink. Seriously I'm tired of making it.

Thu, 18 May 2006 23:33:45 GMT

Jose Mourinho; distorting your line-up to the point of paralysis is not clever, although it verges on being funny.

Sat, 13 May 2006 22:26:23 GMT

Own Goal
Reina Screw Up
Crouch Goal, NOT!
Cisse Goal
Gerrard Goal
Konchesky Goal
AND IN THE 90TH MINUTE GERRARD WITH ANOTHER STRIKING VOLLEY FROM 35 YARDS OUT!!!!
Penalties, Liverpool 3- 1 West Ham United
I really love Liverpool, alot, alot. It was nice to win the second trophy in two years. Premiership trophy is next year, I know it.